20 FUN JOKES TO MAKE YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH
Hey guys, so today's post is a bit of a funny one ... literally.
So I thought I would share some funny jokes that I found online with you.
I know this is really random but I thought it would be fun to read and maybe it would brighten up somebodies day and to be honest, making people feel happy or inspired is my No.1 goal.
Anyway, enough chit chat. Lets start...
1. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
2. I couldn't figure out why the basketball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
3. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was two tired!
5. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every cast has a cast.
6. Once my dog ate all of the scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
7. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: you get what you deserve.
8. A bear walks into a bar and says " give me a whiskey and...cola"
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
9. Why don't some scientists trust atoms? Because they make everything up.
10. I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows to high. She looked surprised.
11. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
12. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that!
13. My Grandfather has a heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the zoo!
14. You're not completely useless, you can always serve as bad example.
15. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.
16. I tried to catch the fog yesterday. I mist
14. You're not completely useless, you can always serve as bad example.
15. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.
16. I tried to catch the fog yesterday. I mist
17. My friend told me that I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down
18. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish
19. Stop making drama. You're not Shakespeare!
(not really a joke but I still found it funny )
20. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Well gals. that's all the jokes that I have for you today. Comment if you want a part two.
P.S I know that some... most of these jokes are really cheesy, but I still thought they were funny.
Hope you enjoyed
Love,
Lottie
x x x x
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lottiesworld_/
19. Stop making drama. You're not Shakespeare!
(not really a joke but I still found it funny )
20. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Well gals. that's all the jokes that I have for you today. Comment if you want a part two.
P.S I know that some... most of these jokes are really cheesy, but I still thought they were funny.
Hope you enjoyed
Love,
Lottie
x x x x
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lottiesworld_/
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